(I’m joking... well, half joking).
So, when Twisted50 put out the call for short stories for their 'Ghost of Christmas' book - I was in!.
I submitted two stories, one about a rather sick individual who took the 'Naughty List' idea way too far and the other about the untold misery of being an Australian Santa Claus! ( that was my favourite)
I was over the full moon when one was chosen for publication!! ... hmm, but which one was chosen??
Guess you have to buy the book to find out :-)